They cancelled the footy
(Well, suspended it indefinitey)
What do I do during this spell,
All these weekends in this new Hell?
Curse this existential languor
I don’t like the lighting on this comedy of terrors
This is the thing that really bothers me
There is nothing you can offer me
I would quite Liverpool not to win it
Brighton to stay up despite their inherent shitness
So I would vote for everyone to bin it
In one hot and socially biased minute
Cos football is a serious business.
Cos football is a serious business.
Cos football is a serious business.
Football doesn't mean f**k all at all
