1. |
Who's Zoomin' Who?
01:25
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Who’s zooming who
Is it me or is it you?
Whose turn to speak?
Feels like this chat's been going on all week
Who’s zooming who?
Evening wasted a-waiting a cue for
Whose turn to speak?
Turns out that not every gay is a geek.
A virtual get together
Haven’t seen you forever
This will bore ya, This is torture,
Like the worst Grindr session ever
Who’s zooming who?
Is there anything can make this better
Who’s turn to speak
I can just write you all a letter
Who's zooming who?
Ravi's on dial=up so he can't connect
Whose turn to speak?
This is why we should be denied the internet
Does anyone know the password
Is it SO HARD TO untick a box?
I am so very bored now
Somebody please get out your cocks.
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2. |
Lichtenstein Dub
02:36
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Instrumental
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3. |
Chinese Flu
01:56
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Chinese flu - cash in on the fear
Surgical face masks on sale here!
World war flu - Feeds press pompousness
Scare the jeepers out of the populace
My heart is a city in quarantine,from the
Infodemic raging like a Fever dream
The papers scream “Get out if you can, you can
As long as you’re british, F*k the Wuhan clan”
Chinese flu- unhappy New Year
The year of the rat, and we’ll die just like that
Wuhan flu what can we do
To avoid us all getting so screwed?
My heart is a city in quarantine,
Never mind your hands, you've got to wash your black soul clean
Made in China or an English patient
Let's whip up a manufactured wave of hatred
Chinese flu - N95 &
N99 Masks and disinfectant wipes
Wuhan flu - Hand gels and goggles, they
Can’t see your face - Sinophobic mind boggles
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4. |
KK SLIDER
01:37
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Of course, a Midi Dog is all the rage
In These skinny, pointless days!
In six months animal crossing
Will be out of date like flossing
But right now, that Dog is off the gauge
You should welcome K K Slider and
Let him in to grow inside ya
King of all the kook outsiders
Bow wow down to K K Slider
If your island's span and slick
He'll will grace you with a gig
Happy Endless bunny day
Elder Dog's calling, bow down and prey
Truth be told,his paws aren't
Even playing the chords and
His lips don't snyc with the autotune
He was born fully grown
back in 2001
In dog years he should be dead by now
You should welcome K K Slider
let him in to grow inside ya
sing praise to this dog-botherer
On his Bubblegum island of horror
If your island's full of weirdos
He wont come and sacrifice Beardo
To Elder Gods on bunny day
but beware that dog is on his way,
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5. |
Heart of Beef
02:04
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It has only been a matter of four weeks, sweetheart
And I am starting to look just like Captain Beeftheart
I could never be described as dapper
But at least I don't look like Frank Zappa
Won't come out of this clean shaven, Debonair
I'll be More like drop dead Fred than Fred Astaire
Got some crazy mess going on downstairs
I now rival ZZ Top's beards with my pubic hair
It has only taken four hours, sweetheart
And I am starting to think like Beeftheart
Yes, I'm losing my mind to the avant-garde
Keeping my basic focus is proving very hard
Oops, there it goes ...
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6. |
My Hate's Desire
05:22
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Sorry to bother ya
But I think you gave me cholera
I am and I'm not talking shit I fear
7 days of bloody diarrhoea
I suspected I got infected
Chomping down on all that shellfish
That you served up on our third date
I blame you, that was selfish
Now I’m bleeding from my fat behind
Not to mention out of my frayed mind
Vomiting, can’t keep down no fluid,
Hope you’re happy that I’m ruined
Love in the time of hate
You don't deserve to become my fate
But you are my hates desire
I won't burn even when I;m on fire
Love in the time of hate
Don't you fret, you're doing great
At becoming my hates desire
I burn with spite, my love's on fire x2
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7. |
They Cancelled the Footy
01:32
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They cancelled the footy
(Well, suspended it indefinitey)
What do I do during this spell,
All these weekends in this new Hell?
Curse this existential languor
I don’t like the lighting on this comedy of terrors
This is the thing that really bothers me
There is nothing you can offer me
I would quite Liverpool not to win it
Brighton to stay up despite their inherent shitness
So I would vote for everyone to bin it
In one hot and socially biased minute
Cos football is a serious business.
Cos football is a serious business.
Cos football is a serious business.
Football doesn't mean f**k all at all
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8. |
Praise The Sun
02:15
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Stretching out in the back garden With no shirt on
Hippy dippy yoga nothing bout this seemed that bogus
(Praise the sun), praise the sun
Come on everybody praise the sun
Bang your pots and pans until this lock down's done
Inject some disinfectant up your bum
And when the sun is done, go out and burn a mast down
Never some it coming - Your middle class Buddhism
Has downward dogged into sinophobic luddism
(Praise the sun), praise the sun
Come on all you loonies praise the sun
Bang your pots and pans until the day is past
Inject some disinfectant up your bum
And when the sun is done, go out and burn a 5G mast
Captain Tom at number one
Something's gone very wrong
Why don't you hang out with the gnomes
- David Icke and Eammon Holmes
Couldn't care less about the NHS
You're just clapping for yourself
Making noise to celebrate
This purile, dead, meaningless state ...
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9. |
A Song About Nothing
01:43
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Well bugger me
That's the biggest bee
That ever did I see
Size of a small tree
Tracked it for hours
From flower to flower
Then onto the internet to
Ask how long do bees get?
This is a song about nothing
Which is what my average day is
Have a poo, watch some Youtube
Drink too much, podcasts in my play pit
Well I just shaved all my hair off
makes my head look like one of a pair of
Testicles that you should be scared of
Something that the doc should take care of
This is a song about nothing
Which is what my average day is
Have a wank, watch some Youtube
Drink too much then podcasts in my play pit
And if I'm feeling really spicy
Write a ditty that's quite dicey
This is a song about nothing -
Which is what I am.
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10. |
Spare a Thought
00:53
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Though I can bring pleasure to many passives with My massive tool
Even I can't claim my schlong's long enough to circumvent the 2 metre rule
So addicted to sex but a game of virtual scrabble will Have to do
Addict has some "dic" in it, which is sadly more than I can say for you
Press my knob against the screen, screening for killer viruses
Been doing that my whole gay life, just like AIDS or hepatitis
Spare a thought for the sex addict in this time of social distancing, on
Grindr everyone's just chatting, you learn that they're all very uninteresting
now.
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11. |
Gravity Is Overrated
02:55
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Gravity is overrated
Keeps me locked down in low places
Want to rise up soar away but
I must sit back on my butt
Swim through sea of gurning faces
Down here with the other crazies
No amount of science can save me
Think I might go Join the navy
Why don't you lecture me
On social irresponsibility
Gravity is overrated
It's a trap for the most basic
Something good is getting wasted
Like fat chips dowsed in gravy
Isaac Newton you are hated
Trip Advisor one star rated
Running down the streets at night
Flap my arms and take full flight
Why don't you lecture me
On social irresponsibility
(Repeat first verse)
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12. |
Won't You Tell Me Why?
01:52
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Won't you tell me why
Everyone must die
Everyone must die
I will tell you why
Won't you tell me why
Everyone must die
Everyone must die
Folk are iredeemably awful
Stupid, brutal and unlawful
Folk are iredeemably awful
Stupid fuckers, nothing to it!
They worship a lack of information
Their Stupidity tries my patience
Worship a lack of information
Gave them their chance, they went and blew it!
CHORUS
They don't care what is truthful
They can't help themselves when they're being ruthless
They don't care what is truthful
A few lost souls don't add up to a shoeful
CHORUS
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