When he says that he loves you
He is lying to your face
Barefaced, he's as bold as brass
So at least you know your place

He will buy you an apartment
and free penis enlargement
In return just sign this parchment
Giving him your endorsement

Maybe Im just paranoid
But I would quite like to avoid
Being sucked into the void
By a human hemorrhoid

His idea of human contact
Is nothing short of a disgrace
He'll only say that he loves you
When he's sitting on your face

But it turns out you can be bought
just bring the right lie to the door
He can buy the free world, but
It Never looked this poor before

You would quite like to avoid
Being sucked into the void
Rather this world be destroyed by
a massive asteroid

Everyone else seems overjoyed
to dance themselves into the void
Hand in hand, they'll be destroyed
leave me screaming into the void