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Vol 2: The Last Dinner Party

by Johnny Cashpoint

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1.
Disembodied sounds floating in the air Hear your father's voice, but no-ones there Everybody thinks you're overjoyed But secretly you are just annoyed MVP of EVPs explains That your dad's unsettled ghost remains Contact must be made so you make contact - On the phone, he's not dead but he's a twat
2.
In a season of no reason Christmas time sure took a beating From patrician Politicians who Took away all your usual Traditions, so No carols, No Queen's Speech No arguments about politics No board games, No in-laws A Whole week spent alone and indoors Well, it's not big and in no way clever but it May well be the the best Xmas ever No pretending you love Jesus No being fake-charming or facetious, and No small talk with your parents Just lovely silence as you open your presents No Christmas greetings, Just overeating And ain't that Chrimbo's one true meaning No painful banter, no fucking Santa This year's better now that joys been dampened Now all human contact has been severed This might just be the best Xmas ever
3.
Brap brap brap, and all that crap’s Exactly what stops me getting into rap Swinging a machete ‘s hardly high art The Mozart gang wasn’t packed with Mozarts You can’t turn it off, He can’t turn it off, This is his life’s work, his bread and butter This is your job, but he can’t turn it off,when it Comes to self-expression, your Law Fox don’t matter But just cos I don’t admire your life choice Don't give me the right to control your voice CBO no! This is travesty, Little more than Legalised brutality CHORUS Did the crimes, so you did your time, now they offer you fresh start First let us just pre-approve your art Also move to Norwich or we’ll put you back inside” Hobson’s choice, need the income to survive ... CHORUS
4.
The reason I was drinking - I watch my love life sinking beneath the waves of just another night I always do the wrong thing - Your whole sense of belonging came crashing down to earth from a great Height Another big night, big fight, not right, uptight One more big day, Ok, hooray, everything's alright. It's not getting better, it's always now or never So We mourn the morning is in sight Feeling quite poorly but slowly, but surely, We advance in our pants into the light Another big night, big fight, not right, uptight One more big day, Ok, hooray, everything's alright In the light
5.
Hey there David Icke, time to get truthy 'Cos Die Hard is a total Christmas movie The plot even starts with a highjacked Christmas party So ho ho ho there's no controversy And if I could maybe be so bold (just an anti-vaxxer) Truth be told, a truth has been told (come to spoil the party) So another mystery's been solved (call you a a taxi) In the football match of facts, well, that's another goal Hey there television, bit long in the toothy To die on the hill of something so fruity Also theres no santa, no jesus, no naughty list The Loch Ness Monster does not exist And if I could maybe be so bold (just an anti-vaxxer) Truth be told, a truth has been told (come to spoil the party) So another mystery's been solved (call you a a taxi) In the football match of facts, you're just another own goal ...
6.
(some french) Never learnt the words in French for 1500 trucks stuck in Kent On the empty plinth in Trafalgar Square Can we see your body hanged there? (more french) Chorus (Even more french)
7.
When he says that he loves you He is lying to your face Barefaced, he's as bold as brass So at least you know your place He will buy you an apartment and free penis enlargement In return just sign this parchment Giving him your endorsement Maybe Im just paranoid But I would quite like to avoid Being sucked into the void By a human hemorrhoid His idea of human contact Is nothing short of a disgrace He'll only say that he loves you When he's sitting on your face But it turns out you can be bought just bring the right lie to the door He can buy the free world, but It Never looked this poor before You would quite like to avoid Being sucked into the void Rather this world be destroyed by a massive asteroid Everyone else seems overjoyed to dance themselves into the void Hand in hand, they'll be destroyed leave me screaming into the void
8.
(Is everybody locked in? Is everybody tucked in?) Dying like yesterdays goodbyes Perversions are today's golden eyes They just fall apart in the dark We all fall apart in the dark Even the darkest night will end In an otherwise disappointing day Even the darkest night will end In an otherwise disappointing day Oh hooray.
9.
The void, the void The void, avoid the void ...
10.
Have you seen him? Looks like Javier Bardem At the end of the garden Ive got crows so Scarecrow Javier Bardem With a massive Hard on Oh what a carry-on x 3 Not one of the good ones Oh what a carry-on x 3 Carry on carrion Crows are winning Cos that Javier Bardem Disheartened by the boredom Got a stratagem Involves Javier Bardem And his massive organ Oh what a carry-on x 3 Not one of the good ones Oh what a carry-on x 3 Carry on carrion I will beat off Scarecrow Javier Bardem Right there in my garden The crows will move on Begging the pardons Of Javier Bardem

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A diary (of sorts) for the second lockdown.

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released December 25, 2020

All songs written & recorded by Johnny Cashpoint
Features Andy Balham on Track 3 and DG on track 6

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