Seems to me that christmas trees
have unfair monopoly
When it comes to holiday fun -
Something really should be done.
Though they show but once a year
Xmas trees are still held dear.
They even get a big gold star.
This has really gone too far.
So I’ve launched a celebration
From a different tree plantation
For arboreal diversity
Let there be a Birthday Tree
Want to see on live tv
The birthday and the christmas tree
Slug it out in big prize bout to
Prove beyond a shred of doubt
Which one casts the bigger shadow
Over all our empty lives
Will the winner be just you
Or does your greedy Family thrive?
credits
from Punkelele,
released October 15, 2020
Everything written and recorded by j$