Though I can bring pleasure to many passives with My massive tool
Even I can't claim my schlong's long enough to circumvent the 2 metre rule
So addicted to sex but a game of virtual scrabble will Have to do
Addict has some "dic" in it, which is sadly more than I can say for you
Press my knob against the screen, screening for killer viruses
Been doing that my whole gay life, just like AIDS or hepatitis
Spare a thought for the sex addict in this time of social distancing, on
Grindr everyone's just chatting, you learn that they're all very uninteresting
now.
