I went to public school
As pubescent Peter O'Toole
I couldn’t be more middle-class
If Boris Johnson kissed my arse
I didn’t like school much
Not enough cock-touch
But just to be explicit
I never played Soggy Biscuit
Sog sog soggy, Sog sog soggy Biscuit
How did this slander ever come upon us?
He who comes first will come last, that’s what you tell us
Coming last in some stupid non-existent game
If it ever happens, it
Never happened to me
Story of my life it seems
Lonely gayboy misery
That said, my FMO
Doesn’t stretch to stretching
My genitalia inter alia
For a chance at premature failure
Sog sog soggy, Sog sog soggy Biscuit
How did this slander ever come upon us?
He who comes first will come last, that’s what they tell us
Coming last in some stupid non-existent game
credits
from Punkelele,
released October 15, 2020
Everything written and recorded by j$
