Of course, a Midi Dog is all the rage
In These skinny, pointless days!
In six months animal crossing
Will be out of date like flossing
But right now, that Dog is off the gauge
You should welcome K K Slider and
Let him in to grow inside ya
King of all the kook outsiders
Bow wow down to K K Slider
If your island's span and slick
He'll will grace you with a gig
Happy Endless bunny day
Elder Dog's calling, bow down and prey
Truth be told,his paws aren't
Even playing the chords and
His lips don't snyc with the autotune
He was born fully grown
back in 2001
In dog years he should be dead by now
You should welcome K K Slider
let him in to grow inside ya
sing praise to this dog-botherer
On his Bubblegum island of horror
If your island's full of weirdos
He wont come and sacrifice Beardo
To Elder Gods on bunny day
but beware that dog is on his way,
