Have you seen him?
Looks like Javier Bardem
At the end of the garden

Ive got crows so
Scarecrow Javier Bardem
With a massive Hard on

Oh what a carry-on x 3
Not one of the good ones
Oh what a carry-on x 3
Carry on carrion

Crows are winning
Cos that Javier Bardem
Disheartened by the boredom

Got a stratagem
Involves Javier Bardem
And his massive organ

Oh what a carry-on x 3
Not one of the good ones
Oh what a carry-on x 3
Carry on carrion

I will beat off
Scarecrow Javier Bardem
Right there in my garden

The crows will move on
Begging the pardons
Of Javier Bardem