It has only been a matter of four weeks, sweetheart
And I am starting to look just like Captain Beeftheart
I could never be described as dapper
But at least I don't look like Frank Zappa
Won't come out of this clean shaven, Debonair
I'll be More like drop dead Fred than Fred Astaire
Got some crazy mess going on downstairs
I now rival ZZ Top's beards with my pubic hair
It has only taken four hours, sweetheart
And I am starting to think like Beeftheart
Yes, I'm losing my mind to the avant-garde
Keeping my basic focus is proving very hard
Oops, there it goes ...
