Our friend Peter is a hell of a guy
But he's got some weird desires
buying drinks for good looking twinks
Then asking them to set his bits on fire
Not aggressive, just transgressive
He would never even hurt a fly
But when super-high, cruise the wrong guy -
Before the night's out, someone going to die

Dancing with Sleazy
keep an eye on his roving eye
Dancing real sleazy
Keep him distracted, occupied

Our friend Peter is a lovely guy
But he has got some peculiar tastes
So for his own good Our aim tonight
is to keep his lust in its place
We are his entourage we owe it to him
To stop him doing something he regrets
Put on your sparkliest dancing shoes,
Cos we're off to a specialist private address

Dancing with Sleazy
keep an eye on his roving eye
Dancing real sleazy
Keep him distracted, occupied

Our friend Peter is a really smart guy
But he's got a skewed logic
That starts with sado-, ends with -masochism
The in-between is homoerotic
Peter hates the nanny-state
So he mustn't know what we're up to
Wonder how he got the nickname sleazy?
you'll soon see, when he rubs up to you

Dancing with Sleazy
keep an eye on his roving eye
Dancing real sleazy
Keep him distracted, occupied

I have made a terrible mistake,
Forgot about the others with similar tastes
We are in danger but Pete is safe 'cos
Everyone is sleazy n this place ...