Chris Martin keeps sending me pictures of his cock
Yes, the Coldplay singer and I wish that he would stop
It’s not an unpleasant sight, please don’t get me wrong
Not got a lot of girth,you see, but it’s unfeasibly long
(Oh Chris Martin)
Well, Chris Martin, I beg your pardon
I don't want to see jpegs of your hardon
Chris Martin keeps on sexting me, inviting me to his bed
Too much time on his hands, rush of blood to his head
Changed my number least three times but somehow they always find ya
I don’t know if it’s really him, not sure why he’s on grindr
(Oh Chris Martin)
I don't have to be The Scientist
To see it's thin and not really that thick
Must be him - his profile states that he’s into yellow
I have to say he really is the most persistent fellow
Something i never thought I’d think now springs to mind
Please go make a new Coldplay album, keep him occupied
(Oh Chris Martin)
Here's my hymn for the weekend
Not to see pictures of your bell-end
credits
from Punkelele,
released October 15, 2020
Everything written and recorded by j$
