Hey there David Icke, time to get truthy
'Cos Die Hard is a total Christmas movie
The plot even starts with a highjacked Christmas party
So ho ho ho there's no controversy

And if I could maybe be so bold (just an anti-vaxxer)
Truth be told, a truth has been told (come to spoil the party)
So another mystery's been solved (call you a a taxi)
In the football match of facts, well, that's another goal

Hey there television, bit long in the toothy
To die on the hill of something so fruity
Also theres no santa, no jesus, no naughty list
The Loch Ness Monster does not exist

And if I could maybe be so bold (just an anti-vaxxer)
Truth be told, a truth has been told (come to spoil the party)
So another mystery's been solved (call you a a taxi)
In the football match of facts, you're just another own goal ...