Well bugger me
That's the biggest bee
That ever did I see
Size of a small tree
Tracked it for hours
From flower to flower
Then onto the internet to
Ask how long do bees get?
This is a song about nothing
Which is what my average day is
Have a poo, watch some Youtube
Drink too much, podcasts in my play pit
Well I just shaved all my hair off
makes my head look like one of a pair of
Testicles that you should be scared of
Something that the doc should take care of
This is a song about nothing
Which is what my average day is
Have a wank, watch some Youtube
Drink too much then podcasts in my play pit
And if I'm feeling really spicy
Write a ditty that's quite dicey
This is a song about nothing -
Which is what I am.
