Name: What Not To Say When Meeting The Queen
Duration: P00H01M12S
Description: Written and performed by Johnny Cashpoint

What Not To Say When Meeting The Queen

from Monotronic by Johnny Cashpoint

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Written and performed by Johnny Cashpoint

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Happy anniversary
Lillibet, Your Majesty
Well done for still living
Well done, you haven't died

Hey, I am still alive
And for now, I'm still not dead -
Where's my four day weekend?
Buy a round for us roundheads

Wouldn't want to do my job
For a long seventy years
But my pension won't allow
Me to sit around on my rear

Cossetted by the state
And my taxes. I could take
And take, thus live forever;
(Ever escape)
Giving shits is much better.

If only you had proved to be
A lizard you could earn your keep
Cage fighting for every penny
Then I'm sure we'd all dig deep.