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Written and performed by Johnny Cashpoint.
lyrics
Every day, in every way, I'm
Getting better
I followed every single rule
To the letter
From my ladybird book of the rules
Of how somebody can appear so cool
Double check appendices
It doesn't say
Why no-one would talk to me
For days and days
Searching text for errata strips
Flipping pages
Need to know why they all hate me
Heartbeat racing
I'm too cool to be uncool, I'll
Glance at my book of rules -
I've misread the title, like a fool!
It's The Ladybird book of being cruel
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from
Monotronic,
released March 15, 2022
(c) Johnny Cashpoint March 2022
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