(A film that's better than its book)?
That is easy. Starship troopers
(A myth that's better than the truth)?
Um maybe DB Cooper?

It's the big nerd quiz
Of everything
That makes you you
And you want to win

(The best London-set video game)?
AC Syndicate or Watch Dogs Legion
(Who was your first childhood crush)?
None of your beeswax but it was Wil Wheaton
(How would you describe your life so far)?
To be honest, pretty mediocre
(So can you say it's all been worthwhile)?
I don't know- better play my Joker

Beat the big nerd quiz
Cheating's in your nature
Anything to win
Like a coughing Major*

(Jazz breakdown)

It's the big nerd quiz
So tell me, what's the prize?
A hobnailed boot
Right between the eyes