Here lies the manager's assistant's
Assistant's assistant's assistant
Ten years on the tills then
Ten years counting all the bills
At the end of the day, day after day
He could have been a top footballer
If only he'd been just one foot taller
Had a trial at Kidderminster Harriers
Just too short to climb the barriers
Could've been, would've been, should've been a journeyman
But turns out a white van was to be his masterplan
So instead became the manager's
Assistant's assistant's assistant
Ten years on the tills then
Ten years counting bills
Until the end of days, at the end of days
He could have been a top left winger
A famous dillitante or a great lounge singer
But had a trial for Crewe Alexandria
Just too short of skill to prove to be much handier
Could'a been, would'a been, should'a been a journeyman
But turns out a white van was to be his masterplan
It's the hope that kills.
It's the hope that kills.
credits
from Monotronic,
released March 15, 2022
(c) Johnny Cashpoint 2022.