In my Johnny Rotten top
I went into the music shop
With punk heroes on my mind,
Put down £1.69 (NICE!)

I declined the instrument
Insurance when I bought this thing
It just seemed to me to be the most
Punk thing to do (PUNK!)

Authentic and true, well, is that you?
If you do, tell me true, do you kazoo?

Now I'm having second thoughts
About the plastic that I bought
I don't want to be alone
So please - do you kazoo? (YES!)

Im not sure it's very punk
But would like to mosh and ruck
All night long to my punk songs,
And dance to the kazoo? (YES!)

We could become two, if that's good for you, so
If you do, tell me true, do you kazoo?