An Unneccessarily Snarky Reaction To a Railway Announcement

from Le Blaireau Dans Son Terrier by Johnny Cashpoint

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Did you say

See it, say it, sort it? Or
See it say it sorted?
The way you pronounce it
Has become distorted

By the radio crackle
Of your tannoy message
Do you want our help or are you
Telling us it's dealt with?

You want our help to tackle
Anything suspicious?
I doubt that that's in any way
Wise, just meretricious!

Dont ask British public,
We're not up to the job!
Youll get racist accusations
And gag drawings of our knobs.