Trumpet, by Johnny Cashpoint

Trumpet

by Johnny Cashpoint

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1.	AmeriKKKan Idiot$ 01:29	lyrics
Yahoo donkies bray and yee-haw Human bar-fights with blunt buzzsaws American idiots’ time has come, they’re Throwing lawn darts at the sun Trumped-up truth, Schrodinger’s facts Proud to be a libtard, call me a cuck I’m a pretty snowflake, no doubt about that - Not my unpresidented clusterfuck! Upside down and topsy turvy Seig Heil-a-philes and nazi furries Liberals fighting internecine Underneath a burning peace sign CHORUS x2 Throwing lawn-darts at the sun x3 The American idiots’ time has come
2.	Hillbilly Hollywood 01:22	lyrics
Empirical America, hysterical America, No hope for dystopia America Misogynist, ioslationist America Hillybilly Hollywood Freedom of speech is not freedom to try Saying your piece, make it up on the fly Getting annoyed when some dare to reply Dropping the mic, give the bird as goodbye Dysgenic, schizophrenic America Tragic, sociopathetic America Gaslighting, sea-lioning America Hillbilly Hollywood CHORUS Hillbilly Hollywood, a media creation Hillbilly Hollywood, another doomed nation
3.	Double Chin Standards 01:53	lyrics
You are just the drooping chin On the face of stolen win In a Moscow hotel, Russians Tapping on computer buttons. While your mate Vlad rigged election - Gave you virtual big erection. You laid back, let them go phishing, Watched some prostitutes cross-pissing Last bit likely isn’t true but As you know we’re now post-truth, so I’ll take anything that triggers an Outbreak of the childish sniggers You are just the broken jaw On the face of all-out war Flapping loosely round your knees Soundlessly. Land of the Free? Pissing in the world’s face, yet Still deny you are into pee? Double-chinless standards come As standard, it would seem. All this likely isn’t true but We all need good laugh or two, Given we’ll drown in bull-crap. I Feel that we are at least owed that. Oh and if you’re after a new challenge, David Cameron has a spare pig’s head. One careless owner. Slightly used.
4.	Dumb or Dumber 01:38	lyrics
Thought no-one could be dumber Than Britain was last summer. Took our country’s credit, Wrecked it with a Brexit. Could not have been wronger. The will to dumb much stronger Than anyone predicted. Sense has been evicted. At least the UK’s scarring was For the most part (barring some French wine exporters) Contained within our borders Whereas what you’ve done Will dump on everyone Well done to America You’ve made us look bit cleverer. (Repeat first verse) Who’s dumb and which one’s dumber? What I find the biggest bummer - One of our two countries Is basically Jim Carrey
5.	Jesus is Mad at You 01:30	lyrics
Gave you second chance, guys, sacrificed myself for you, Took the big one for our team, now THIS is what you do? Did you think i'd shrug it off, just look the other way? Come on guys, i died for you - Trump's how you repay? I’m mad at you. Of course I am. You've made the Baby Jesus cry. Not mad with you, I’m mad at you. You know the reason why, Two thousand years of building, in a single day destroyed? Dad is really pissed this time, Old Testament annoyed So he’s sending down another guy from the Pearly Office Won’t be me this time around, He’s sending in Chuck Norris.
6.	The Kids are Alt-Right 02:15	lyrics
Not alright to say ‘Alt-Right’ when Really you mean 'Fascist'. Don’t say ‘Populist’, the word you’re looking for is ‘Nationalist’. The kids are Alt-Right, the kids, they're not alright The kids are Alt-Right, privileged and white The kids are Alt-Right, the kids, they're not alright The kids are Alt-Right, bought into the lie Not alright to say ‘post-truth’ when What you mean is ‘lying’ Don’t say ‘lying’, call it ‘Bullshit’ Call bullshit wherever you find it. Got a working tongue, they think that Makes them Smart; more fool them! The right are never right, alright? No matter what you call ‘em The kids are Alt-Right, the kids, they're not alright The kids are Alt-Right, privileged and white The kids are Alt-Right, the kids, they're not alright The kids are Alt-Right, bow down to the lie Not alright to say ‘Alt-Right’ when Really you mean 'Fascist'. Don’t say ‘Populist’, the words you’re After are ... 'National Socialist'.
7.	Tiny Hands 01:20	lyrics
(Tiny hands) busy, writing timely Christmas Cards (Tiny hands) posting them to unsuspecting Muslims (Tiny hands) at petting zoo, stroke the kittens cruelly (Tiny hands) come creepy, crawly, touch the sleeping ladies (Tiny hands) now turn their hand to building three foot wall (Tiny hands) too small to hold the coins it’s going to cost (Tiny hands) are happy, patting tiny, shiny hairpiece (Tiny hands) leave nuclear codes on yellow taxi back seat (Tiny hands) creep chillingly near the big red button (Tiny hands) applaud themselves, now here come the fireworks. (Tiny hands) tiny hands, they make you look like raptor (Tiny hands) have turned the page, now writing final chapter. Hey, Donald - You know what they don’t say? "Tiny hands means massive cock". I would say "pick on a pussy your own size" But you're the biggest pussy there ever was ...
8.	Idiocracy / President Evil '17 02:11	lyrics
The comedy "Idiocracy" Sadly was not that all funny And a bit ironically Not as clever as it wanted to be Made in 07, it wasn't that popular, Just one more dull heavy-handed dystopia Now ten years later, under this president It has turned out to be scarily prescient ---- Stupid to be clever In this day and age Only matter of time Before you’re wheeled away To a holding camp Somewhere near to Boise Gulag for the smart Who dared to be too noisy There you’ll break more bones Than Evil Knievel While dumb white elite Gets to live out Resident Evil - President Evil 17. Welcome to the united states of Orangistan.
9.	Racist by Proxy 01:44	lyrics
Say you’re not a racist but you Voted for a racist, one who Told you he was racist, pretty Sure that makes you racist. I’m Working on the basis that you’re Permanently wasted. It’s the Only explanation for a Poxy proxy racist. Well, Maybe you’re not racist - still, you Voted for a racist, one who Made it clear he’s racist – and that Makes you worse than racists. I’m Trying hard to face it - in your childhood Were you hated? Only other Explanation why you're So dumb-packed with hatred Poxy proxy racist x2 You're a poxy proxy racist
10.	See You on the Barricades 01:48	lyrics
Re: your resolution to this gruesome misconclusion, Namely that the sole solution is a violent revolution - I'll See you on the barricades, I'll see you on the barricades! Part of me agrees with you, although I know it isn’t true, such frustration rules, it’s hard to take these rules I'll see you on the barricades, I'll see you on the barricades My dear well-meaning comrades, I’ll see you in your house of cards Every one’s a joker, stoner, soundtrack is the Communards. I’m a Pacifist, despise clenched fist, so won't see me endorsing this, no There's no way that death's okay, murder’s murder, every way, Find a new solution to American delusion, ‘cos a Violent revolution means we all become inhuman. I'll See you on the barricades (Just like them), I'll see you on the barricades. I’ll be the one ruefully dismantling them.
11.	Taking A Fence 01:32	lyrics
Someone stole your fence And you took offence You went out on strike. Formed a picket - white. Someone took your fence So you lost all sense Blamed it on the Mexicans Without a shred of evidence You’re white powerless - Klu Klux Clandestine And if God made you, it proves Un-intelligent design. Someone took your fence Now you’re so incensed That you’re voting Trump. You chump, That’s a Capitol offence. Go and build your wall Make your leader proud Build it high and tall So he can’t climb out
12.	Archie's Bunker 02:26	lyrics
Hunker, hunker, hunker down in Archie’s fallout bunker Make a radiation suit from ugly Christmas jumpers Swelter, swelter, swelter down in Archie’s A bomb shelter Upstairs Charlie Manson lives to see his Helter Skelter We’d run for the hills but the hills all have eyes We can not take flight, there's no planes in the sky No hasty retreat, we're all dead on our feet So head underground, wait Trump out til he dies Hunger, hunger, hunger, so reluctantly leave bunker, with Those children who are sunless, post 2016 youngsters They man up damn quickly but some things you can’t unsee Keebler elves have hung themselves from branches of elf tree CHORUS Down in Archie's bunker Everything's so lovely Let's break out the bubbly Temper, temper! Tempers flare in Archie’s air-raid shelter Barking at his bowl of Kool-aid - Santa’s Little Helper CHORUS In-bred walking dead upstairs it;s like the ending of The Mist Down here it's 10B Cloverfield Lane, we're not living but at least we still exist
13.	Well Wishing Well 01:18	lyrics
You want to meet them face to face? Reason with irrationals? Hoping sense somehow prevails? That don’t make no sense at all. Cos you'll reach into Well-Meaning Well? But one mis-step and down you drop Think they'll throw you down a rope? They'll belly-laugh as you belly-flop Engage and understand? Good luck. Conversation needs two sides They just want you to shut the fuck up So let me save you precious time 'Cos there’s nothing there to understand, They're a field always left fallow Think you’ll dig up something deep? No. They’re not even shallow. They’re not even shallow.
14.	A Right Pain in the Neck 01:32	lyrics
You were so bewitching on that Evening that we met Since then I have realised you’re a Right pain in the neck Should’a checked before sex with a Creature of the Night Turned me when we necked, but you turned Out to be far right Being vampire, that’s OK to Sink teeth into my neck But you vote for UKIP? I’m a Lefty, sick to death (less) Bit by Fascist vampire? Ah well, There’s worse fates, I guess. Never kissed a Tory, now I’ll Neck a few to death. (Deathless) x2 We've made such odd couple We both know our time is done Hold my hand, one blink then We will walk out in the sun
15.	What's Your Plan? 00:59	lyrics	buy track
What’s your plan? Take a stand? Wait it out? Scream and shout? What’s your plan? Fight the man? Take him out, gun in hand? What's your plan? Gun to head Pull the trigger, bang, you're dead What's your plan? Gun in hand Take it on, kill the man? (Let's make America hate again) Don’t worry, you don’t need one. (Let's make America hate again) Just lie back and dream of Freedom (Shoo-doo-wap) Let's make America hate again again
16.	Hair Hat 00:51	lyrics
Wearing a top hat that has been made from human hair Wearing man-hair hat especially grown for you Wearing a top hat made from human hair Even worse than that, that hair is not your own Human hair top hat can’t cover your vanity Such a giant cock, you should wear a merkin … Human hair top hat, as bald as your bold lies Now I look again, those shoes are made from snake-skin … Human skin-suit makes you appear hirsuite Bald head to toe, baby with orange glow tan Looks like you stepped out of Ghostbusters, and By which I mean the Stay-puft marshmallow man
17.	Countdown Clock 00:37	lyrics
That calendar you shared online Counting down to four years' time, When Trump is gone - shame it relies On the hope we can survive Four years drowning in Trump Lake Assumption we just can not make For my part, I just can't see We’ll even see out February ...
18.	Trumpet 01:30	lyrics
Trump, parp! POTUS poot poot. Trumpet. Poot poot! Pol Pot, Pol Pot. Fart, shart Pootus, bott bott! Trumpet. Muppet Papa Doc. Papa Doc. Dump, chump. Impotent scrotum. Trumpet, meet Walls of Jericho. Trump, parp POTUS poot poot. (PUTIN) Trumpet. Poot poot Pol Pot. Pol Pot x 2 Papa Doc! POOT POOT!